June 12, 2023

  • What are some ways to make your marriage better?

    For the husband:

    1. Say “I love you” every day.
    2. Have frequent and creative sex.
    3. Women flare. Don’t react.
    4. Men can do without love but not without respect. Be aware of that.
    5. When she wants to go for a walk, go for the damn walk.
    6. Thank her for doing the things you don’t want to do.
    7. Don’t even try being right. She’s never wrong; she just changes her mind.
    8. Let her remodel and decorate the house. It’s a substitute for remodeling you.
    9. Remember the three most important words … “Let’s eat out.”
    10. Change the toilet paper roll. You use it too. And put the seat down.
    11. You’ve seen her job and you don’t want it so show some appreciation.
    12. Never compare her to your mother with her.
    13. Even when you dance, you have to let the other person lead once in a while.
    14. Make dinner occasionally. Don’t assume it’s her job to feed you; she’s not your mother.
    15. Take care of the car for her. That includes gas, oil changes, and car w ashes.
    16. Don’t leave clothes on the floor. Pick up your towels in the bathroom and keep the sink clean after you use it. This isn’t your dorm room and is good practice for prison so you don’t get shanked by your cellmate.
    17. Bring her flowers or leave a love card on her pillow for no reason; not just to apologize. You’ll know why when you do.
    18. Take the trash out without being asked.
    19. Keep your fingernails and toenails neatly trimmed and clean.
    20. Monthly or weekly Date Night.
    21. Do not interfere or be jealous of her spending time with her own friends. Without them she will go crazy and take you with her.
    22. Whatever she does for hobby, flowerbeds, or burnt toast, tell her it is wonderful.
    23. Never go to bed angry. If you can’t resolve something right now just tell her you love her and am willing to talk if she wants.
    24. Sometimes she doesn’t want you to “fix” it. She just wants you to listen to it.