﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>lfespock's Xanga</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from lfespock</description><language>en</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>I'm in Love</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075860/im-in-love/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075860/im-in-love/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:11:49 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/the_most_romantic_love_letter.php" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/the_most_romantic_love_letter.php&lt;/a&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075860/im-in-love/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Free Minispeakers!</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719123019/free-minispeakers/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719123019/free-minispeakers/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:52:21 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a d5e7d5d754e="true" href="www.freebizmag.com/buy_ipodcube_01welcome.htm?sssdmh=dm5.162382" target="_blank"&gt;www.freebizmag.&lt;wbr&gt;com/buy_ipodcube_01welcome.&lt;wbr&gt;htm?sssdmh=dm5.162382&lt;/a&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719123019/free-minispeakers/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>This is so wrong.. LOL!!</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075831/this-is-so-wrong-lol/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075831/this-is-so-wrong-lol/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:02:10 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/boy_gets_revenge_on_sister_via.php" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/boy_gets_revenge_on_sister_via.php&lt;/a&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719075831/this-is-so-wrong-lol/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Amsterdam</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719048564/amsterdam/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719048564/amsterdam/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:23:31 GMT</pubDate><description>Arrived here on Dec 26 and got to see &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wibi_Soerjadi" rel="nofollow"&gt;Wibi Soerjadi&lt;/a&gt; live!!&amp;nbsp; He played several pieces with just his left hand, and had an encore FOUR TIMES! It was nuts!! </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/719048564/amsterdam/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>How to get your wallet back</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/716733409/how-to-get-your-wallet-back/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/716733409/how-to-get-your-wallet-back/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:44:47 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6681923.ece" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6681923.ece&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/716733409/how-to-get-your-wallet-back/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Google Dashboard</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/715940156/google-dashboard/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/715940156/google-dashboard/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:20:03 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/transparency-choice-and-control-now.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Google&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.google.com/dashboard" rel="nofollow"&gt;Dashboard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/715940156/google-dashboard/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>HP laptops are racist</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718771533/hp-laptops-are-racist/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718771533/hp-laptops-are-racist/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:37:25 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t4DT3tQqgRM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t4DT3tQqgRM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718771533/hp-laptops-are-racist/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Yapta - Jetblue</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718731706/yapta---jetblue/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718731706/yapta---jetblue/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:10:52 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://www.yapta.com/airline/policy/?airline=JetBlue" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.yapta.com/airline/policy/?airline=JetBlue&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you would like an automated flight price tracker that will alert you as soon as the price of your flight drops, check out &lt;a href="yapta.com"&gt;yapta.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718731706/yapta---jetblue/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Polyglot: How I Learn Languages</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/717997672/polyglot-how-i-learn-languages/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/717997672/polyglot-how-i-learn-languages/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:44:10 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://tesl-ej.org/ej45/fr1abs.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Kato Lomb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/717997672/polyglot-how-i-learn-languages/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Busted</title><link>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718580209/busted/</link><guid>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718580209/busted/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:01:17 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;WIFE:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt; "What would
you do if I died? Would you get married again?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt; &lt;span class="lx-link-style3" style="border-bottom-color: blue; color: blue;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;"Definitely not!"&lt;br&gt;
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"&lt;br&gt;
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."&lt;br&gt;
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: "Okay,
I'd get married again.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;WIFE: "You would?
(with a hurtful look on her face)."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan).&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;WIFE: "Would you
sleep with her in our bed?"&lt;br&gt;
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"&lt;br&gt;
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: "That
would seem like the proper thing to do."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;WIFE: "Would she
use my golf clubs&lt;span class="lx-link-style3" style="border-bottom-color: blue; color: blue;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;WIFE: - - - silence -
- -&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Arial"&gt;HUSBAND: Crap...&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; </description><comments>http://lfespock.xanga.com/718580209/busted/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>